Tuesday, 3 April 2012

I want to ride my Bicycle

photo taken by Michael Melck during the World Naked Bike Ride, Cape Town, 10 March, 2012

Here my re-working of the Queen song, "Bicycle Race" > Pardon me Freddie, I am sure you don't mind me taking these liberties (-;

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it naked just as i like

You say clothes I say nude
You say damn I say prude
You say rules I say no man
Laws were never my scene
And I don't like Bra Wars
You say Freak I say Show
You say I step on your toe
You say Flip I say Fuck
I don't believe in Goldilocks
Riding Hood and her Red Frocks
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
i want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my...

The Naked Ride is coming your way
So forget all your clothes Oh Yeah!
Bare bottomed girls They'll be riding today
So look out for those cheeks Oh Yeah
On your marks get set streak!

You say cog I say chain
You say mad I say sane
Lady Godiva will rise again
She doesn't wanna be asleep in Slaapstad
You say Nuts I say What?!
Breathe I say please
Open your mind, come on try
I don't wanna be a clothe-ling
in this balmy time of Spring
Cause all I want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
i want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it naked just as I like!